Imaginary Conversations with Myself, Volume 1 – Issue 1
“Bee Cake.” “The ones who did the song at the end of Lord of the Rings?” “You mean, ‘May it Be’?” “No, I think you mean ‘Let it Be.’” “Oh yeah, by the cockroaches.” “Hmmm… I didn’t think those were …...
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“I think I’m going crazy.” “No. Posting imaginary conversations with yourself on the internet for all of your friends to see is perfectly normal behavior.” “I’m not sure I have any friends who can...
View ArticleImaginary Conversations with Myself, Volume 1 – Issue 3
“You know what the problem is?” “Yes. But I’m fairly convinced you’re going to tell me anyway.” “I think I need more sleep.” “Sleep is good.” “Yeah, it’s kinda like dancing with wolves.” “I didn’t...
View ArticleImaginary Conversations with Myself, Volume 1 – Issue 4
“So, you’re pretty committed to this idea then.” “At least until I am committed.” “So this is just another ploy to not do any laundry.” “No one needs to know I live out of laundry baskets of unfolded...
View ArticleImaginary Conversations with Myself, Volume 1 – Issue 6
“Remember Bike Mice From Mars?” “I’d rather not.” “Have you no curiosity?” “It’s all been chronicled.” “Bradbury or Narnia?” “Bradbury, but you can’t burn paper on Mars. There isn’t any oxygen.” “There...
View ArticleImaginary Conversations with Myself, Volume 1 – Issue 7
“People are a stage and the world simply players.” “I’m pretty sure you have that backwards.” “Like deja vu?” “Bless you. No like vertigo.” “Et Tu, Brute?” “Hmm… I think you’re thinking of Halo.” “Do...
View ArticleImaginary Conversations with Myself, Volume 1 – Issue 8
“I’m going to spend the entire day just quoting punchlines.” “Including what you just said?” “Yeah… I think I may have run out of punchlines.”
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“Time for my meds!” “Do you mix your meds?” “I mix my metaphors.” “Like with similes?” “It’s pronounced ‘Smilies’.” “The little sugar candies?” “Yeah. The ones in the little clear roll that have...
View ArticleImaginary Conversations with Myself, Volume 1 – Issue 10
“Do you think anyone follows your completely insane references?” “I don’t follow my completely insane references.” *beat* “I think they have a cream for that.” “Like a cream cream or a creme cream?”...
View ArticleImaginary Conversations with Myself, Volume 1 – Issue 11
“Everyone always talks about donuts but no one ever brings me one.” “You’re a fan of the pastries.” “They solve all the earth’s problems… says Roseanne Barr.” “Do you go there often?” “Where?”...
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I currently don’t have the resources to make this into a short film. If you do, you’re welcome to take the idea and run with it, but contact me so I can see the final version. Here’s how it needs …...
View ArticleThe Fictitious Trip Journal of Aaron Mitchell – Day 1
I was super excited to get up this morning. I had forgotten we were leaving early and as such I didn’t pack anything the night before. After my Mom woke me up, I threw a bunch of clothes into a …...
View ArticleThe Fictitious Trip Journal of Aaron Mitchell – Day 2
I’m a little confused as to if this is really day one, two, or three. Technically I spent a full day traveling, but we traveled forward in time, and came out 7 hours into the future… I’m going to say …...
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I was super excited to get up early this morning and explore Venice with my camera. Unfortunately I forgot to pack my lenses, so instead of checking out the sounds, sights, and smells of the city, I...
View ArticleThe Fictitious Trip Journal of Aaron Mitchell – Day 4
Breakfast at the hotel this morning was amazing. I almost asked the server there to marry me, but I take issue with people who ask important questions on an empty stomach so I decided to wait until a...
View ArticleThe Fictitious Trip Journal of Aaron Mitchell – Day 5
I’m super glad that I’m taking pictures and keeping a journal, because we’ve seen a lot of art and art-y things and I’m starting to have trouble keeping track of everything. Speaking of photos, here’s...
View ArticleThe Fictitious Trip Journal of Aaron Mitchell – Day 6
My feet are absolutely killing me, but at least I look stylish. So, it turns out that most of my companions have been throwing out my clothes and other items that they were holding for me in their...
View ArticleThe Fictitious Trip Journal of Aaron Mitchell – Day 7
Took this beautiful photo after another beautiful breakfast. I could get use to eating at a place like this. Anyway, I’m really getting to know a lot of my fellow classmates and traveling buddies...
View ArticleThe Fictitious Trip Journal of Aaron Mitchell – Day 8
Bad news. Someone took the roll of toilet paper that I was using for a make-shift avant-garde lens and used it… for… err… non-camera related activities… Which is quite a shame, because I think I have...
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